Technically, Constitution

I, the founder of 'Technically, Hockey', do hereby declare this to be the post by which I, and any associates who join me during the lifetime of this blog, shall lay out what you the reader can expect from this site.

Article 1
I hereby guarantee that this site will NOT provide any worthwhile coverage of hockey in a timely fashion, unless warning has been provided.

Article 2
While this site will have a bias towards the Pittsburgh Penguins, there will be at least one general NHL post per week, and the Penguins are fair game when it comes to comedy.

Article 3
Attempts at comedy will be made on a regular basis. If you don't think it's funny, don't read it. If you already did, I will give you a refund on all financial costs you paid me to read it. The humor on this blog will probably be crude and immature. You have been warned.

Article 4
You will not find any ads on this site that I have placed. You come to this blog to read, not to be bombarded by advertisements.

Article 5
Any and all characters appearing on this blog are entirely fictional and are in no way are meant to be taken at all seriously. If you should think they are real, or take them seriously, you might be a fool.