Though unfortunately a quick Google Image search for pictures didn't provide anything, if you've seen a Penguins game this season (or last season, post-deadline), inevitably you check under your bed every night for Billy Guerin.
When I originally heard the news, I simultaneously let out a groan (As is apparent from my previous hockey blog's live coverage of the trade deadline). The Penguins got another old fart who will underperform and attain folk hero status. Well, I was half right.
Bill Guerin has already become a fan favorite in Pittsburgh, but he has yet to miss expectations. And if there's one thing I don't want to do, it's piss off Bill Guerin.
Watching Bill Guerin during the game and intermissions, you notice one thing about him: His eyes. At least I did.
Bill Guerin is the Penguin most likely to be a serial killer.
That's right. Looking at his eyes, I am pretty sure this guy could be hiding under my bed waiting to kill me in between flashes of lightning.
He's perfectly normal when there's no hockey game involved, but I think he could be the posterboy for that website asking if there's a killer in your family.
Friday, October 16, 2009
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