I collect goalies

That's right, Garth's back at it again. Garth Snow has continued to prove to be a better GM than only Don Waddell, as he now will likely now have three starting goaltenders at some point next season. The not bionic man, RickyD...Old man Dwayne...and now Marty Biron, Mr. bright eyes himself. So what was going through Garth Snow's head on this one? Here's one possibility:

Garth Snow: We need to spend some money! Get some bodies in these seats! Tavares is a good first step, but we need a fresh face. Someone that the people of New York can associate with. Someone they've never seen before. Someone with a good head...

*Sees a picture of Marty Biron while looking at free agent profiles*

Garth Snow: SWEET JESSUS! WHAT BEAUTIFUL EYES! IT'S LIKE THERE'S SOME INCREDIBLY BENEVOLENT FORCE THAT'S TELLING ME EVERYTHING WILL BE OKAY!

*Hearing the screaming, Ryan Jankowski runs into Garth's Office*

Ryan Jankowski: What happened, Garth?! Did you sign Alex Tanguay?!

Garth Snow: EVEN BETTER! I...I think I found true meaning in my life...

*Ryan Jankowski looks over Snow's shoulder at the picture he's holding*

Ryan Jankowski: Who...? Marty Biron?

Garth Snow: Marty...Biron. The name almost rolls off the tongue...

Ryan Jankowski: No it doesn't.

Garth Snow: ...and those eyes...

Ryan Jankowski (rubbing his eyes): Garth, we can't keep signing people just because. We should start trying to build around Tavares. I mean, the first line looks good, but is Richard Park really second line material?

Garth Snow: Richard park has beautiful hair...But I think you're probably right.

Ryan Jankowski: Of course I am. Now, let's put down the picture of Marty Biron, and see what we can do about getting a Petr Sykora or Alex Tanguay...Okay?

Garth Snow: What? Did you say something?

Ryan Jankowski: What are you doing on that computer?

*Looks at screen to see Garth Snow click to send an offer for Marty Biron*

Ryan Jankowski: AHHH!! SERIOUSLY?! WHAT DID WE JUST TALK ABOUT?!?!

Garth Snow: I heard what you said. I just collect goalies. And anyway...I didn't get this job for no reason. You really think that we'll be able to finish the season with just two goalies?

Ryan Jankowski: As much as I hate to admit it, you're right.

Garth Snow: Of course I am, now got get me another coffee. I don't want to sleep as long as I can stare at these...beautiful eyes...